On Monday a group of researchers from Hamburg’s School of Thinkology released a paper that concludes that naysayers hate all forms of progress and despise their fellow man. “It’s as if they never want anything good for the rest of us,” said Dr. Suresh in an interview with the Tulsa Whilrd.
Dr. Gupta Suresh, Senior Department Chair for the school's sociology department, found the earliest documented evidence of a group of naysayers in 2560 BC in Ancient Egypt. “We found evidence that there was a vocal minority opposed to being put to work to build King Khufu’s pyramid in Giza.” Ironically, Dr. Suresh found that in this first documented case of naysaying we find the most effective tools to combat them, “They were flogged and tortured as an example to all those who would stand in the way of progress.”
He continued, “What we must realize is that naysayers have absolutely no place in civilized society.” Suresh’s team has determined that the destructive influence of naysayers and their ilk have prevented us from curing Cancer, achieving World Peace, meaningful extra solar space exploration, and in our own neck of the woods, a vibrant and successful river development.
For more information on Dr. Suresh’s work email him at gupta.suresh@tnk.edu or visit his website http://www.tnk.edu/depts/sociology/
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